讓我看看你有多大的本事 Show me what you got!
來吧 夥計們 我能行的 Come on, guys! I can do this.
你傷不到我 Ha-ha, didn't hurt!
你根本不是我的對手 Ha-ha! You got nothin' on me, Bones!
嘿 我是最棒的 Hey! I'm the best!
我來抓你了 I'm goin' get ya now!
好的 我們開始行動 All right, let's do this thing.
你抓不住我的 You can't catch me!
你就知道跑 Yeah, run away!
- 別擋道 - 抓住你了 Get outta my way! Watch it!
小心點 Careful.
好險啊 That was close.
你就這點本事了麼 Is that all you got?
嗨 小花 我說我會回來的 Hi, buddy. I told you I'd be back.
卡車來了 - The truck! - Whoo-hoo!
讓開 手下敗將 Out of my way, losers! Hey!
- 夥計們 來看看 - 哇 好酷哦 - Guys, check it out. - Wow, cool!
沒錯 是勝利卡車 Yes! The winner's truck.
就是今天了嗎 It's happening today?
今天怎麼了 What's happening today? Ugh.
你什麼都不知道嗎 費迪南 Don't you know anything, Ferdinand?
那輛卡車來了 If that truck's here,
就說明鬥牛士來選公牛了 it means the matador's gonna pick a bull.
那他會選誰 Who do you think he's gonna pick?
當然是我老爸 Duh, my dad.
等我的牛角長出來 就會輪到我了 And when my horns come in, it'll be my turn.
人們從全國各地趕來 就為了看我 People will come from all over Spain
天下無敵瓦連特 just to see me, the great Valiente!
鬥牛史上最勇猛的公牛 The fiercest bull of all time.
我要讓鬥牛士輸得徹底 I'll take him down big time.
人對戰公牛 Man versus bull.
場面好看嗎 Will it be pretty? No.
不 場面壯觀嗎 那是肯定的 Will it be awesome? Heck yeah!
觀眾會為我瘋狂 我會成為冠軍 The crowd will go nuts, making me a champ.
等我贏了 我就會活的像國王一樣 I'll spend the rest of my days living like a king.
別做夢了瓦連特 Dream on, Valiente.
將來鬥牛士一定會選我 I'm the one who's getting selected.
我都開始練習我的勝利微笑了 I'm already working on my victory smile.
嘿 鬥牛士來了 Hey, the matador's here!
哪兒 在哪 Where? Where? Oh, no.
噢不 我好想吐 我的媽呀 I feel sick. Oh, Mama.
- 鬥牛士沒有來 瓜波 - 什麼 There's no matador, Guapo. What?
哈哈 你個膽小鬼 What a wimp.
別想了瓜波 他一定會選我 Forget it, Guapo. He's gonna pick me.
我是最快最難對付的公牛 I'm the fastest, baddest bull around.
我快起來他們根本看不清我來了 I'm so fast, they won't see me coming.
脆骨 Bones? Yeah?
永遠不會選上你 You're never gonna get selected.
知道為什麼嗎 You wanna know why?
為什麼 Why?
因為你渾身上下只有骨頭 脆骨 'Cause you're a puny bag of bones, Bones.
你還好嗎 You okay?
我才不用你管 怪胎 I don't need your help, weirdo.
我很好 I'm fine!
小心點 Careful.
那是什麼 費迪南 Oh, what do you got there, Ferdinand?
- 沒什麼 Uh, nothing.
- 噢 沒什麼 "Uh, nothing."
嘿 你們為什麼不繼續練習肌肉呢 Hey! Don't you guys have some more headbutting to do?
不 還有更好玩的 Nah, this is way more fun.
你們說他是不是傻 Can you believe this guy?
鬥牛士都要來選拔公牛了 The matador is gonna pick a bull...
他卻只顧這朵可憐的小花 and all he's worried about is a dumb flower.
你別動它 瓦連特 Cut it out, Valiente!
憑什麼 Make me.
打 打 打 Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
我不會和你打的 瓦連特 I'm not gonna fight you, Valiente.
- 哦 愛花的牛害怕了 Aw, flower bull is scared.
- 我沒有害怕 I'm not scared.
那就來啊 公牛就是要鬥的 Then fight. That's what bulls do.
隨便你怎麼打我 只要別傷害我的花 You can hit me if you want, but leave the flower alone.
你就打算讓他打嗎 You're just gonna let him smack ya?
什麼 那有什麼好玩的 What? Where's the fun in that?
算了吧 Whatever.
護著你的臭花吧 Have your stupid flower.
大公牛要進場了 The big bulls are going in.
祝我好運 兒子 Wish me luck, Ferdinand.
好運 老爸 Good luck, Dad.
加油 爸 Go get 'em, Dad!
大家快過來 到那邊去看 Come on, guys, let's see 'em over here.
你給我讓開 Out of my way!
加油 Go, bulls!
- 鬥牛士在那 他要開始選了 It's the matador. He's gonna pick!
- 我好緊張 我感覺我要吐了 I feel sick. I think I'm gonna hurl.
- 下次一定能贏 老爸 You'll get 'em next time, Dad.
- 誰問你了 Who asked you?
你看什麼看 What are you looking at?
費迪南 哈哈 Ferdinand!
兒子你在這啊 Ah, there you are!
他選擇了我 你敢信嗎 He picked me. Can you believe it?
你老爸即將去鬥牛場一戰成名 Your dad is gonna fight for glory in the ring.
- 非去不可嗎 You really have to go?
- 毫無疑問 我必須去 我說費迪南 Yeah, of course I have to go. Come on, Ferd.
這是所有公牛的夢想 This is what every bull dreams of, right?
大概吧 I guess.
如果我的夢想不是這個呢 Is it okay if it's not my dream?
這個嘛 Well, uh...
聽著 兒子 你現在還太小 Look, Ferd, you're still a kid, you know.
等你長大了 你的夢想會改變的 When you grow up, your dreams are gonna change.
一切都會發生改變 Everything's gonna change.
我跟你說 I'll tell you one thing that's gonna change...
你會變得比老爸還要高大強壯 you're gonna be bigger and tougher than your old man,
- 這是肯定的 that's for sure.
- 不會吧 - 當然會 No way. Yes way.
然後 Yeah. And then you'll see...
你就會想你要進鬥牛場 you're gonna get in that ring
你要成為冠軍 and you are gonna be the champ.
我不戰鬥能不能當冠軍 Can I be a champ without fighting maybe?
噢費迪南 Oh, Ferdinand.
我也希望世界能如此善待你 I really wish the world worked like that for you,
真的如此 I do.
但是現實就是 世界不是這樣的 But that's just not how it is for us.
你明白嗎 You understand?
好了 該走了 Okay, it's time.
- 你會回來的吧 老爸 You're gonna come back, right?
- 什麼 鬥牛士不可能贏我的好嗎 What? That matador doesn't stand a chance, okay?
- 好的 Okay.
- 等我贏了我就會回來 And after I win, I'm coming back here,
把一切本領都交給你 and I'm gonna show you all my moves.
包括 秘密絕招 Even my secret ones.
老爸 Dad!
老爸 Dad.
我早說了 I called it.
他爸心太軟 That bull was soft.
心軟的傢伙注定會失敗 And the soft ones always go down.
你別給我丟臉 You better bull up.
噢嘿 你在那裡幹什麼 Oh, hey, what are you doing out here?
來 快來 回去 Come on. Get back, get back.
快回去 回牛棚 Come back to the stall.
快點 小傢伙 Come on, little guy.
一頭小牛 快攔住他 A calf is out! Get him!
喂 你要去哪 給我回來 Get him!
沒事啦 It's okay.
噓 沒事啦 Shh. It's okay.
嗨你好 Hi, there.
不用怕 小可愛 Don't be afraid, little big guy.
你喜歡花嗎 You like flowers?
我會把你照顧好的 I'll take good care of you.
快來 Come on.
這兒就是你的家了 This is your home now.
去啊 別怕 Go on. It's okay.
好了 到你了 Okay, your turn.
誰是我的小可愛 Who's my good boy? You're my good boy.
嘿 我以為我才是呢 Hey, I thought I was the good boy.
晚安 費迪南 Good night, Ferdinand.
費迪南 Ferdinand!
晚安 費迪南 Good night, Ferdinand.
阿賀 天亮了快起床 Jorge, rise and shine, buddy.
醒醒啦阿賀 快起床我們走 Come on, Jorge, wake up! Let's go!
這才像話嘛 Music to my ears.
今天一定有好事 Ah, it's gonna be a good one.
我的角已經感覺到了 Oh, I can feel it in my horns.
嘿 派哥 Hey, Paco!
派哥 Paco!
想我了嗎 嘿嘿嘿 早啊 Pac-attack. Hey, dawg.
- 你也激動的睡不著了嗎 You stoked about the big day?
- 激動 你什麼時候見我激動過 Stoked? Have you ever seen me stoked?
- 聽著 有個壞消息 Look, I've got some bad news.
- 打住 別再說了 Gonna stop you right there.
今天我不想聽壞消息 No bad news allowed
今天 是我最愛的鮮花節 'cause today is Flower Festival day.
一年中最棒的日子 Only the greatest day of the year.
好吧 就是這件事 Okay, that's the thing.
今年... 先別說了 This year... Hold that thought.
嘿 瑪利亞 想不想 Hey, Maria. You ready to put
活動下翅膀 those wings to work?
嘿嘿嘿 我剛把他們趕回去 Hey, hey, hey. I just finished herding those chickens.
發射 Launch.
瑪利亞 Maria?
噢不 瑪利亞 Oh, no. Maria?
真是可喜可賀啊 Congratulations. Maria!
你把瑪利亞送上了太陽 You shot Maria into the sun.
好樣的瑪利亞 Oh, way to go, Maria.
誰說小雞就不會飛 Who says a chicken can't fly?
這是自然的規律 我也說過 Uh, the laws of nature say it. I say it.
雞就是雞 又來了 Chickens are chickens. Here we go.
- 狗就是狗 - 牛就是牛 Dogs are dogs, and... Bulls are bulls.
- 對 這才是常態 Yeah. Right. Normal.
嘿 我要是一般的牛 Hey, if was a normal bull,
就不會來這裡了 I would have never found this farm.
- 也沒有你這個兄弟 And we wouldn't be brothers.
- 狗和牛又不是一個媽生的 A dog and a bull can't be brothers.
是兄弟才怪呢 That would be weird.
是嗎 Really?
那我叫你兄弟的時候 Then why does your tail wag
你搖尾巴幹嘛 好兄弟 when I call you brother, Brother?
喂 嘿 別搖了 - Hey. Stop that. - Hah!
- 看來奇怪變成了常態 Looks like weird is the new normal, buddy.
走吧 去晚了他們就不帶我們去了 Come on, before everybody takes off without us.
- 費迪南 等等 Ferdinand, wait!
我正想跟你說這件事呢 This is what I've been trying to tell you.
你們來了 There you are.
可以出發了嗎 You ready to go?
聽我說妮娜 I'm sorry, Nina.
今年我們不能帶費迪南去鎮上了 Ferdinand can't come to the festival this year.
可是他每年都去了呀 But he goes with us every year.
- 我知道 但是 他已經不是一頭小牛了 I know, but he is not a little calf anymore.
那我也不去了 Then I won't go either.
聽著寶貝兒 這也是為了他好 Listen, honey. It's for his own good.
- 可是爸爸 他只是費迪南而已 But, Dad. It's just Ferdinand.
但是出了這座農場 But outside this farm,
別人不會像我們這樣想 they don't know him like we do.
對不起了小可愛 Sorry, little big guy.
我一定會把鎮上最美的花帶回來給你 I'll bring you back the prettiest bouquet in town.
好嗎 Okay?
嘿 振作點哥們 Hey, cheer up, buddy!
花看多了都一樣 Flowers are overrated anyway!
給錢我都不想去看那什麼節 Hah, you couldn't pay me to go to that festival.
- 我們可以帶上派哥 多可愛 Hey. Why don't we bring Paco? Fun, right?
好吧 I guess.
我真是一點興趣也沒有 一點也不想去 I am not stoked about this. Not stoked at all.
我真是想不通 This doesn't make any sense.
我已經不是小牛了 那又怎麼樣 I'm not a little calf anymore, so what?
我成了大可愛 More of me to love.
再說了 我長的大 就能幫大忙 And besides, bigger bull, bigger helper.
我要去 I'm going.
不不不 No. No, no. Juan said no.
既然說了我不能去 那我就不去吧 Juan said no, I'm not going. It's settled.
但是如果我不在妮娜會很無聊的 But Nina will be miserable without me.
她需要我 She needs me.
我還是應該去 可我不能去 Ah... But I need to go, but I need to stay.
去不去 And go. Stay. Go.
怎麼辦 What do I do? What do I do? What do I do?
怎麼辦 What do I do?
如果我數到3 這個橙子還沒有掉下來 If that orange doesn't fall by the time I count to three,
我就去 I'm going.
一 One...
如果我數到三 If that rock is still there
這塊石頭還在那 by the time I...
你要那石頭幹什麼 What could you possibly need that for?
好吧 Okay.
如果我數到10 If that egg doesn't hatch
小雞還沒有孵出來 我就去 by the time I count to ten, I'm going.
一 One...
二三四五六 Two, three, four, five, six,
七八九十 seven, eight, nine, ten.
小雞還沒出來 我最愛的鮮花節 立刻出發 Whew! Didn't hatch. Flower Festival, here I come!
嘿 你把車忘了 那我把它放在這了 Hey! You forgot your bike. I'll leave it right here.
哇哦 還有這麼高級的玩法 This is some next level stuff.
他真奇怪 Huh. That was odd.
你不喜歡這個氣球嗎 乖乖乖 寶寶 You don't like the little piggy balloon?
我們不哭了 換一個氣球好麼 We'll get you another balloon, okay?
多謝了先生 Gracias, senor.
我不跟你搶 All yours, little guy.
費迪南 你不應該來這 Ferdinand. You shouldn't be here.
妮娜 Nina!
他終於表現出一副牛樣了 Oh. Now he acts like a bull?
我們這裡出事了 We have a situation here.
不要怕 不要怕 他不會傷人的 It's okay. It's okay. He won't hurt anyone.
我的孩子 猛獸搶走了我的孩子 My baby. The beast got my baby.
猛獸 在哪 A beast? Where?
我來接住你 小寶貝兒 I'm coming, little baby.
讓開讓開 Out of the way!
接住了 Got you.
天哪 一頭猛獸 He's a monster.
走開 可惡的猛獸 Keep him away. Stay away, scary beast.
- 費迪南 - 派哥 Ferdinand! Paco!
他們說我是猛獸 They think I'm the beast.
你有多久沒照鏡子了 Have you looked in a mirror lately?
快回農場去 我拖住他們 Get back to the farm. I'll hold them off.
嘿 別走 我跟你們沒完 Hey, I'm not done with you people.
走這邊 Let's go this way.
糟了 Oh, no.
好吧 Okay.
我很...瘦 Think thin.
輕點踩 Step light.
我是一片羽毛 You are a feather.
一片2000磅重的羽毛 A 2,000-pound feather.
要慢 Slow...
他在那 There he is!
現金還是刷卡 Cash or credit?
說真的 沒有這個必要 No! This is not necessary.
你們用不著這樣 You don't have to do this.
這完全是個意外 - It was an accident. - Ferdinand!
住手 別傷著他 Stop! You're hurting him.
妮娜 Nina!
不 No!
停下 不不不 Stop! No, no, no.
- 往後靠 - 讓他回去吧 Stay back. Stay back. Please. Let me take him home.
他很溫順 He's gentle. Gentle?
溫順 他是一頭野牛 瞧他幹的好事 He's a wild animal. Look what he's done.
我們必須把他帶走 孩子 We have to take him away, honey.
莫老闆 Senor Moreno.
我們手上有個新東西 I think I have something you need to see.
不 -等等 妮娜 妮娜 No! Wait. Nina. Nina!
停下 求你了 Stop! Please!
費迪南 Ferdinand!
妮娜 Nina!
費迪南 Ferdinand.
費迪南 Ferdinand!
費迪南 Ferdinand.
不 No!
不不不 不要回來 Oh, no. No, not back here. No, no, no.
不不不 怎麼能這樣 This can't be happening.
得趕快出去 I need to get outta here.
快停車 Stop the truck! Stop the truck!
你們搞錯了 快停車 There's been a mistake. Stop!
- 他都要把車廂給撞開了 Oy! He's going to tear that truck apart.
- 我早跟你說過 莫老闆 What did I tell you, Senor Moreno?
這頭特猛 He's a beast.
去把山羊牽來 Get the calming goat.
山羊在哪 Where is the calming goat?
去把山羊牽來 Get the calming goat.
我的天 Ow! Ow! Jeez Louise!
如此對待本小姐 沒輕沒重 真是沒教養 Real classy, guys. Way to treat a lady.
你是誰 Who's that?
嘿大塊頭 我叫盧佩 Hey, big guy. Name's Lupe.
來讓你安靜下來 I'm going to be your calming goat.
讓我安靜下來 - 沒錯 My calming goat? That's right.
我來這安定你的情緒 I'm here to soothe you now.
免得你到處亂撞 So you can maim and gore things later.
首先 我們來先做一組深呼吸 Let's try some deep relaxing breaths.
吸 呼 吸 呼 In. Out.
- 你是在添亂 You're not helping.
- 添亂的是你吧 Oh, yeah? Well, maybe you're not helping.
你想過這一點嗎 You ever think of that? No.
因為你們從來不願意 Because no one ever wants to help
配合臭山羊的安撫工作 不是嗎 the stinking calming goat, right?
好了 現在我還得克制自己的情緒 Okay, now I got to calm myself down.
吸 呼 吸 呼 In. Out.
- 我要從這裡出去 I need to get out! In. Out.
噢 真是一頭猛牛 Whoa! He is a monster.
好像有東西扎我的肚子 I think I fell on something sharp.
什麼 -讓開 Move! What?
噢 對不起 真抱歉 噢 Oh, sorry about that. So sorry. So sorry.
快起來 Here you go. Here you go.
看著點 小混蛋 差點把老.... Watch it, buster. You could have ki...
我的個老天爺啊 你的個頭也太大了 Holy beefaroni! You're ginormous!
聽著 你叫盧佩對嗎 Listen. It's Lupe, right?
其實我來這兒是一場誤會 There's been a huge misunderstanding.
我要你幫幫我 I really need your help here.
你先打住 你想要 我幫你？ Well, well, hold the phone. You want my help?
對 我會萬分感謝的 Yeah! That would be amazing.
在我從不隨遇而安的一生中 I've been waiting for this moment
我一直在等這一刻 老闆 my whole flea-bitten, tin-chewing life, mister!
是嗎 You have?
-是的 沒錯 Oh, yes, I have!
哈哈哈 是的 沒錯 Yes, I have.
實話告訴你 Believe it or not,
我不是特別擅長安撫別人 I'm not the world's best calming goat.
的確如此 No...
我的真實願望是當一名教練 My true destiny is to be a coach.
好吧 Okay...
瞧瞧這胸大肌 Whoo! Look at those pecs.
就好像有兩頭小牛寶寶撐起了你的胸脯 It's like two little baby bulls inside of a bull.
再來看一看你的腹肌 Moving on down the flank.
腹肌很不錯 這樣的腹肌可以打A+ Flank looks good. A- plus on the flank.
媽媽很滿意 媽媽很喜歡 Mama like that. Mama like that. Whew.
反應太慢了 這個我們得訓練 Terrible reflexes. We gotta work on that.
- 嘿 你在說什麼呢 訓練什麼 What are you talking about? Work on what? Whoa!
訓練你成為一頭優秀的鬥牛 朋友 Getting you ready for the bullfighting ring, my friend.
- 朋友 你來不就是為了這個 That's why you're here, right?
- 不不不 聽著 我真的要回家了 No! Listen, I really need to get back home.
這就是你的家 你來了 This is your home. You made it.
有了你天生的體格加上我專業的輔導 With your raw talent and my coaching expertise...
我們就能一起從不好變成最好 we're going from hola to ole in a day!
不 那是不可能的 No, that is not gonna happen.
- 不 你就不要再謙虛了 Oh. Stop it with the modesty.
- 那天毀了整個村子的牛不是你是誰 - You're the bull who destroyed a whole village, right?
- 不是 那是個意外 Wrong! It was an accident.
- 你真的吃了孩子？ And did you really eat a baby?
你以為我吃了個孩子嗎 You think I ate a baby?
- 你沒否認 有意思 Not denying it. Interesting.
我否認 我完全否認 Denying it! Definitely denying it.
你壯的像堵牆 我要去見他們 Whoo! He's a brick, uh, house
- 保證驚的他們尿一地 I can't wait to show you off to the rest of the guys.
能給土地施肥呢 They're going to fertilize the yard.
- 不不不 你等等 No, no, no. Lupe, wait.
真的沒有必要 You really don't have to...
嘿 夥計們 晚上好啊 Hey, guys. How ya doing?
盧佩駕到 Lupe in the house.
滾開 你這個衰羊 You suck, Lupe!
- 是嗎 我以前是衰 現在時來運轉了 Oh, yeah? I used to suck, but not anymore.
我來給你們介紹一下新成員 Let me introduce you to the new guy.
就是這位猛牛 我是他的教練 He's a monster and I'm his coach.
我要提醒各位 And did I mention
他還是我最親近的鐵哥們 that he is my closest and dearest BFF...
你叫什麼名字來著 What did you say your name was?
費迪南 是你嗎 Ferdinand? Is that you?
嘿 他才不叫這麼蠢的名字 Hey! That is a ridiculous name.
告訴他們你的大名 Tell him your real name, killer.
對 就是我 費迪南 Yeah, it's me, Ferdinand.
好久不見 Hey, guys.
- 你說什麼 你認識這些笨蛋 Wait a minute. You know these chumps?
真是你小子 Whoo! Little Ferdinand.
你長得還真兇猛 You've had a growth spurt.
我有點小後悔 當年我老叫你怪胎 Suddenly I regret every time I called you weirdo.
- 別緊張 都過去了 沒關係 Don't sweat it, Bones. We're good.
我的天哪 你這些年吃什麼長大的 My gosh! What have they been feeding you?
- 嘿 瓜波 Oh, hey. Guapo?
就是我 That's right. The one and only.
我就知道 Ah, I get it.
你回來找我們是為了耀武揚威嗎 You try to come back here and intimidate us?
那我就實話告訴你 'Cause let me tell you something.
我才不怕你 你不過是比我長的稍微...長了一點 I am not intimidated by your freakish hugeness!
噢 我的媽呀 Oh, mama.
我管你是誰 I don't know you...
反正我是絕對不會怕的 你個窮酸鄉巴佬 but I'm not scared of ya, you sorry sack of meat.
爺爺的鼻子都被你熏壞了 You're an affront to my nostrils.
安格斯 你正對著他的屁股 Angus, you're talking to his butt.
我不想聽你這個一身跳蚤的邋遢羊說話 I will not take any lip from the flea-bitten likes of you,
你個臭羊 you wee goat.
哈哈哈 現在 你對著我的屁股呢 Now you're talking to my butt.
滾開 我再也不想看到你們兩個傻帽了 Aah! Go and boil your head, ya bunch of bampos.
我要走了 I'm away.
我走以後來了不少新面孔 Uh, a few new faces around here since I left, huh?
你好 馬金娜 你好 Hello, Maquina. Hi!
他出生在實驗室 一頭怪牛 He was created in a lab. A Franken-bull.
不會說話 沒有感情 Says nothing, feels nothing.
你看起來真有趣 You seem fun.
- 看這羊把誰給帶來了 Look what the goat dragged in.
嗨 瓦哥 Hey, Val.
瓦連特 Valiente?
他還記得我 真感動 He remembers. Oh, I'm touched.
- 沒看到你在這 Oh. Didn't see you there, Bones.
- 什麼叫你沒看到我 哦我懂了 What do you mean you didn't see me? Oh, I get it.
因為我很瘦 'Cause I'm small.
知道這叫什麼嗎 身材歧視 You know what you are? A sizeist.
看來有些事永遠不會變 Guess some things never change.
瞧瞧你 長成大牛了 Look at you. All grown up.
當年你夾著尾巴從這逃出去後 When you ran away with your tail between your legs...
就沒想過還能見到你 I never thought I'd see you back here.
我也是這麼想的 That makes two of us.
我懂了 Nah, I get it.
你以為長的又高又壯 Now that you're a big tough guy,
就比我厲害了 you think you're better than me.
- 什麼 - 你錯了 瓦連特 What? Correction, Valerie.
事實上他的確比你厲害多了 Actually, he knows he's better than you.
你說是吧 費哥 Ain't that right, F-Bomb?
- 我沒那樣說 I didn't say that.
你的眼神出賣了你 You said it with your eyes.
我歡迎你回來 Well, I'm glad you're back.
真的嗎 You are? Oh, yeah.
是的 這兒總算來了一頭真正的鬥牛 Good to have a real bull around here for once.
只有等我把你打敗了 It'll make me look even better
才能顯示出我真正的實力 when I beat you to a pulp inside the ring.
歡迎回來 費迪南 Welcome back, Ferdinand.
哇 他看你不順眼 太過分了 Wow. He really hates you. That was insane.
他們都討厭我 They all hate me.
他們是討厭你 也討厭我 Yeah, they hate you. They hate me.
誰也瞧不起誰 互相討厭 They hate each other. A lot of hate.
如果你在意這個恐怕已經愁死了 It crushes your soul if you let yourself think about it.
對了 Oh, well.
來吧夥計 我帶你去看看你的房間 Come on, pal. Let me show you your new digs.
就是這間 This is the one. Ooh.
把你的大屁股縮一縮 Get that big butt in there.
好重 進去 Oh, that's heavy. Get in!
很舒適吧 Ow! Isn't this great?
比我想像中的小 It's smaller than I remember.
- 你不滿意 Oh, you don't like it?
知道我住哪嗎 水桶 You know where I live? A bucket.
就是這個 And there it is.
我擅自把我的房子搬進來了 Took the liberty of moving my stuff in,
希望你不介意 hope you don't mind.
等等 我知道這兒還缺點什麼 Wait! I know what our place needs.
一點...小裝飾 Little feminine touch.
算我送你的一個小禮物 A little something from me to you.
不好意思 Excusez-moi.
晚上吃的稍微有點多 Little bit of regurgitation.
晚安兄弟 不要被臭蟲咬醒了 Nighty-night, bestie. Don't let the bed bugs bite.
我是說真的 這兒有臭蟲 No, seriously, there are bed bugs
而且特別凶 and they are vicious.
哇 這兒臭蟲果然凶 Wow. You weren't kidding about the bugs.
他發現了 都別動 He saw us. Stay still!
怎麼不走了 Hey! Why would you stop?
得趕緊想個辦法 Go back. We have to do something.
那好 那還是用老辦法 All right, let's do it old school.
你們是來偷東西的嗎 Um... Are you trying to steal my stuff?
不 我們絕不會做那種事 Oh, no. We'd never do something like that.
絕對不會 您這是對我們的侮辱 Nope. Not us. You have offended us, sir!
對不起 小傢伙們 我很慚愧 I'm sorry, little guys. I feel terrible.
可別上當了 費迪南 Ow! Don't fall for it, Ferd.
他們是可惡的黃鼠狼 They're filthy weasels.
嘿 不是可惡的黃鼠狼 Hey! We're not filthy weasels.
是可惡的小刺蝟 We're filthy hedgehogs.
她是故意這麼說的 She knows what we are.
賊眉鼠眼的小偷 Yeah. Beady-eyed, little thieves.
我們不是小偷 我們自食其力 We're not thieves. We're survivors.
蜷成球 Balls!
快走 Let's roll!
等等 那花 No, wait! Hold on! The flower!
請不要吃掉我們 Please don't chew on us!
這可是我最不想要的死法 My greatest fear is death by chew.
退後 來呀 Step back, beast! Come on.
想打架嗎 我跟你拼了 You wanna dance? Let's dance. Oh, hey!
別惹我發火 Don't tempt me, pinecone.
別吵了 Will you stop? Eat quills!
還有你 我不會吃你們的 And you, I'm not eating anyone.
等等 停手 Ha! Wait, wait. Hold on.
你和其他笨牛不一樣嗎 You're not like the other meatheads, are you?
別被騙了 姐姐 Don't be fooled, sister.
你以為他們為什麼叫鬥牛 Where do you think the word bully comes from, hmm?
他們就是好鬥 It ain't from chickens!
不不 瞧瞧他 他溫柔又可愛 No, no. Look at him! He's soft and sweet.
又不像黃牛 Like butter.
謝謝...誇獎 Thanks. I think.
自我介紹一下 我是小春 Let's start over. I'm Una.
我是小夏 I'm Dos.
我是小冬 And I'm Cuatro.
那小秋呢 Oh. What happened to Tres?
我們不願提起他 We do not speak of Tres.
哦 Oh.
對不起 Sorry.
那個 吃的可以送給你們 Look, you can take the food if you want.
我不餓的 I'm not hungry.
是麼 Oh, really?
那我就不客氣了 Whoo-hoo! You don't have to tell me twice.
不不不 把花放下 Ah-bup-bup-bup. The flower stays.
再見 下次 Good-bye. For now.
我送你們一程 Let me give you a boost.
謝謝你 Oh, thank you!
我信不過他 噢 好好 Nah, I don't know. Ow! Okay, fine.
順風車 Ooh! Free ride!
很高興認識你 Great to meet you!
多善良的牛啊 What a nice bull.
是的 Oh, yeah.
這笨蛋在這兒撐不過一天的 Sucker won't survive a day in this place.
我一定要回家 I gotta get back home.
好了 我要回家了 Get back. Get back! Ow, ow, ow. Get back!
我的牙在哪 Where are my teeth?
好了 我要回家了 All right, I'm going home!
我要回... I'm going...
要命啊 好疼 Holy cow, that hurt.
火辣辣的 Face is on fire.
克勞斯 格雷塔 看啊 Klaus, Greta, look!
瞧啊 Looks like somebody
有頭牛竟然想翻過柵欄 wants to come to our side of the fence.
他還不知道規矩呢 Silly moo-moo. He doesn't know the rules.
嘿 你們能幫幫我嗎 Hey, can you guys help me out?
怎麼過去你們那邊 How do I get to the other side?
怎麼才能到我們這邊 Hmm. How do you get to the other side?
讓我好好思考一下這個問題 Oh, let me ponder this question a little bit.
讓我劇透一下 不可能的 Spoiler alert! You don't!
來擊個掌 克勞斯 格雷塔 Hoof bump. Hoof bump, Klaus. Hoof bump, Greta.
瞧啊 這邊是我們駿馬的生活區 See, this is the beautiful horsey side.
那邊 And that
是你們臭牛的窩 is the stinky bull side. Yeah.
英俊的馬兒待在這邊 Beautiful horsies stay here,
臭牛待在那邊 and you ugly beasts stay there.
你就別做夢過來我們這邊了 Don't even think of coming over to our side.
不然我們就要喊人了 Or we'll alert the humans.
對 對 Yeah.
誰叫你是牛呢 Sucks to be you.
誰都別妄想過來 休想 There is no escape. Nothing gets past us.
休想 Never ever never.
休想 Never ever, ever, ever.
我們後腦勺 We have eyes
長了眼睛呢 - on the back of our heads. - Yeah.
還有著小貓的鼻子 The nose of a kitten.
像猴子一樣敏捷 The flexibility of a monkey.
耳朵像長毛犬一樣 Ears like that of a cocker spaniel.
說得好 Good one.
快走吧臭東西 Shoo! Shoo, shoo! Go on, stinky one.
記得保持醜陋的微笑哦 Have a nice day smelling terrible.
說的好 Yeah.
我打賭他爸媽肯定都很醜 I bet his parents weren't even related.
人類真狠 Wow. People around here are pigs. Aah!
啊 沙丁魚罐頭 Aah! Sardine can!
走味了 Oh, that turned.
鬥牛大師來了 El Primero is coming.
鬥牛大師來了 El Primero is coming. Come on!
鬥牛大師來了? What? El Primero is coming here?
鬥牛大師？鬥牛大師 El Primero? El Primero!
鬥牛大師 El Primero! Oh. Here?
鬥牛大師 El Primero!
鬥牛大師 El Primero! El Primero!
鬥牛大師 El Primero! What?
鬥牛大師 El Primero. El Primero. Ow, ow, ow.
鬥牛大師 El Primero.
噢 對不起 Oh! Hey. Uh, sorry about that.
鬥牛大師 El Primero.
誰啊 Who?
鬥牛大師駕到 Big P is in the house!
西班牙有很多鬥牛士 There are many great bullfighters in Spain...
但是只有一個鬥牛大師 but there is only one El Primero.
能行的 能行的 You got this, Guap. You got this. You got this.
嘿瓜波 別有壓力 Hey, Guapo. No pressure.
我的媽呀 Oh, mama!
別讓那個傢伙擾亂你的心態 Don't let that jerk get in your head, Guap.
在哪 在哪 Where is he? Show me!
給我一個正確的方向 Point me in the right direction.
我也要看看 Excuse me. Goat coming through.
鬥牛大師 El Primero.
鬥牛大師 我愛你 El Primero! Love you, man.
鬥牛大師 歡迎 歡迎光臨鬥牛之家 El Primero, senor! Welcome to Casa del Toro.
您能屈尊前來 What an honor to have you here
我們深感榮幸 太光榮了 at my humble home. Es un honor.
我不握手 我的雙手是職業工具 I do not shake. My hands are my instruments.
還有胳膊 雙腿 胸膛 還有... As are my arms, legs, chest, feet.
臀部 明白嗎 And buttocks.
當然了 先生 □Comprende?
我今天來要選一頭牛 Uh... Of course, senor.
一頭 I am here to select a bull.
- 一頭？ !Uno! One?
- 我的最後一戰 一頭牛 My final fight. One bull.
最猛的牛 配最好的鬥牛士 The best bull. Against the best bullfighter.
最猛的 No, of course. The best...
配最好的 for the best.
-是的 我明白 Si. I understand. But we have...
-最好的對戰最猛的 The best against the best. No, we will...
看誰會贏會贏會贏 To see who's the best-est-est-est.
- 我這來了一頭新的公牛 我想完全符合您的要求 I have a new bull. I think will be perfect for you.
住嘴 Zip!
只有我才知道哪頭牛最好 Only El Primero knows who is the best.
抱歉 我並不想冒犯你 Sorry. I meant no disrespect.
可是 我還是感覺你冒犯我了 And yet, I felt disrespected.
好 這裡最好的房間是哪一間 Now, what is the best bedroom in the house?
我的那一間吧 Mine, I suppose.
我住你那間 I'll take that one.
牛準備好了就通知我 Let me know when the bulls are ready.
快把牛都趕出來給他挑 Get the bulls ready for Senor Primero.
快點 快點快點 Vamos! Vamos!
好了 聽著費迪南 Okay, listen up, F-Train.
我有三十秒時間 I've got exactly 30 seconds
教會你所有關於鬥牛的規則 to teach you everything about bullfighting.
第一條 別被撞倒 Number one. Don't get hit.
第二條 撞倒所有會動的 Number two. Destroy anything that moves.
第三條 And number three...
沒有了 沒有那麼複雜 Actually, that's it. It's not that complicated.
說真的 盧佩 Oh, trust me, Lupe.
我不適合這個 - 放鬆夥計 This is not for me. Relax, buddy.
保證可以的 It's a slam dunk!
鬥牛大師只要看到 El Primero is going to take one look
你龐大又帥氣的身軀 at your big beautiful hugeness and boom!
然後 你就等著上鬥牛場吧 You're on your way to the big show.
我已經聽到馬德里的觀眾在高呼你的名字了 I can already hear the crowds in Madrid chanting your name.
盧佩 盧佩 Lupe! Lupe! Lupe!
先放新來的牛 I want the new bull out first.
哇哦 哇哦 Well, well.
新來的傢伙夠受寵的呢 Looks like someone's the teacher's pet.
小心點 我們討厭受寵的牛 News flash! No one likes the teacher's pet.
我等這一天已經好久了 You know I've been waiting for this day for a long time.
我不會客氣的 費迪南 It's gonna get messy, Ferdinand.
機會來了 This is it.
來呀 誰怕誰 Come on! Bring it on!
咱們沖 衝出去發揮百分之百的實力 Let's go! Let's go out there and give it 110%.
嘿 千萬別用我的桶 瓜波 Hey, that better not be my bucket, Guap.
這就是你的桶 It's definitely your bucket.
噁心 Ugh, gross.
嘿 夥計 感覺還好嗎 Hey, hey, buddy. You feeling good?
- 不 不太好 No. Not really.
好的 享受這個過程吧 Okay. Cool. Try to have some fun with it.
我會坐在前排 I'll be sitting in the front row.
近距離欣賞你的狂野 I call it the splash zone.
咱們待會見 I'll see ya later.
開始吧 Impress me.
放牛出來 Release the bulls!
別擋道 不不不 - Nope. Nope. No, no, no. - Get outta the way!
快出去 I'm gonna sit this one out. Get out there!
我不要上場 謝謝 Let's go! Get in there. No, I'll pass, thanks.
你們先走 Let's go. Move! You guys go ahead.
沖 Move!
- 為了我的家鄉 For the glory of Scotland!
- 狠狠撞他們 Whoo-hoo! Smash them in the head!
小心 Watch out.
上面 下面 你太慢了 Up high. Down low. Too slow.
別擋道 Outta my way, Bones!
傷不到我 Ha! That didn't hurt.
費迪南 鬥牛大師看著呢 Ferdinand, El Primero is watching.
你得露兩手 You gotta hit something.
不 其實 我不想做暴力的事情 Nope. Actually, I'm gonna pass on the violence.
可是你不撞他們 他們會撞你的 Well, if you don't hit them, they're going to hit you.
衝啊 Gangway! Whoa!
你終於想打架了 來呀 You finally ready to fight? Come on!
撞牛得分 Guapo with the hit.
怎樣 瓦連特 Take that, Valiente.
你覺得你本事很強 瓜波 You think you got what it takes, Guapo?
那你就讓他瞧瞧啊 Then show that to El Primero.
我會的 我要向他證明誰才是最厲害的 Oh, I will. I'll show him who the real champ is around here.
堅持住 瓜波 堅持住 Keep it together, Guapo.
搶救 Bull down!
快滾開 Hey! Get off me!
夠了 Enough.
鬥牛要有智慧和力量 The bullfight is a battle of wits and strength.
這些牛都沒有 These bulls have nothing.
等等 先生 請再給它們一次機會吧 Espere, senor. Give the bulls another chance.
我的最後一戰就在兩天後 My final fight is in two days.
如果到時候 If I do not find the best bull
還沒有能配得上我的猛牛 for the best bullfighter by then...
鬥牛士們再也不會要你家的牛了 no bullfighter will ever use your ranch again.
你剛才到底在幹什麼呢 你這呆子 What did you think you were doing back there, you numpty?
你是想讓我們出糗嗎 Are you trying to make us look bad?
你讓我們出糗了 Because you made us look bad.
讓我們出大糗了 You made us look real bad.
我只是想幫瓜波 I was just trying to help Guapo.
幫他 誰要你幫啊 Help? There's no helping.
我從沒見過 Oh, you are the worst fighting bull
你這樣的鬥牛 I have ever partially seen.
因為他根本不是一頭鬥牛 Well, that's because he isn't a real fighter.
小費迪南 個子長大了 Oh, little Ferdinand had a growth spurt.
但他還是當年那頭膽小的牛犢子 But he's still the same scared little coward he always was.
難道不想打架就是膽小嗎 Why does not wanting to fight mean I'm scared?
對 真是太荒謬了 瞧瞧他 Yeah. That's ridonculous. Look at him.
我哥們很凶的 對吧 費哥 My boy is a killing machine. Right, Ferd?
不 我一點也不凶 No, I'm not a killing machine.
我跟你說了很多次了 I've been trying to tell you, Lupe.
- 你沒毀掉村子？ You didn't destroy a village?
- 我也沒吃過小孩 And I didn't eat a baby.
一口都沒有嗎 Not even a nibble?
難道你的意思是 Eh... Are you trying to tell me
你不想在鬥牛場上為榮譽而戰嗎 that you don't want to fight for glory in the ring?
我不打架的 I'm not a fighter.
我根本不明白你的想法 I don't understand that at all.
對 我也不明白 不打架幹什麼 Yeah, me either. What else is there?
瞧瞧鬥牛大師選了誰啊 Look who got picked by El Primero.
誰最厲害呀 Who's the bull now?
瓜波要去鬥牛場了 Uh-huh. Guapo going to the big show, that's right.
怎麼回事 What in the blazes?
我完全不知道 為什麼會選我 I have no idea what happened back there.
真的 No clue.
但是他肯定 選對了 But it must have been epic!
到底是 什麼情況啊 What in the deuce is happening?
誰解釋一下 Somebody narrate.
我要出名了 I'm gonna be famous! Whoo!
噢不 Oh, no!
再會 各位 So long, suckers!
等等 他到底要去哪 Wait a second. Where are they taking him?
額 瓜波馬上要進宰牛房了 They're taking Guap to the chop house.
你 You.
你讓他太緊張 這要怪你 You messed with his head. This is on you.
胡扯 Oh, please.
瓜波永遠也上不了場 Guapo was never going to make it to the ring.
我們都知道 We all knew that.
所以就因為緊張他就活該去那嗎 And so, because of that, he deserves to go there?
聽著 呆瓜牛 Listen to me, Flower Bull.
從你逃走之後 Things have changed around here
這裡就變了 since you ran away.
現在 你不做鬥牛 就成肉牛了 Now, you're either a fighter or you're meat.
再見 肉牛 Later, meat.
- 脆骨 - 費迪南 Bones? Ferdinand!
沒哭 沒事吧 I'm not... You okay?
我怎麼會有事呢 Why wouldn't I be okay?
我只是過敏了 I just have, uh... allergies.
對 Oh, yeah, sure.
這時節 You know, there's a lot of pollen
空氣中到處都是花粉 in the air this time of year.
沒錯 是花粉 That's right, a lot of pollen.
讓我眼淚汪汪 Makes my eyes water.
我也為瓜波難過 I'm really sorry about Guapo.
我知道他是你的朋友 I know you guys were friends.
鬥牛場上沒有朋友 Bulls don't have friends, Ferd.
懂嗎 瓜波是我的競爭對手 Guapo was my competition, okay?
我沒事 I'm fine.
-好的 Oh, okay.
我都跟他說過多少回了 I mean, how many times did I tell him...
不要讓他影響你啊 "You gotta get outta your head, man.
你得克服你的恐懼 哥們 "You gotta control your fears," you know.
可是他不聽 But he wouldn't listen.
抱歉說這些 Sorry.
感到難過很正常 It's okay to feel bad, Bones.
這事你不會告訴別人對吧 You won't tell anyone about this, will you?
我什麼都不說 I won't say a word.
如果你以後想談談 But if you ever wanna talk about,
你過敏的事 I don't know, allergies?
我陪你 I'm around.
謝謝費迪南 Thanks, Ferdinand.
你很好 You're okay.
嘿 對了 Hey, Ferd, look...
如果你不想跟瓜波一樣 if you don't wanna end up like Guap...
你就得主動參與懂嗎 you gotta get your horns in the game, man.
這事兒瓦連特說的沒錯 That's the one thing Valiente's got right.
我要撞爛你 臭水桶 I'm comin' for ya, you bleedin' barrel!
看來水桶又贏了一輪 And the barrel wins another round!
- 放棄吧 夥計 Give up, dude.
嗨大塊頭 上啊 鬥牛大師看著呢 Hey, big guy, you're on. Mr. Matador is watching.
來啊 放馬過來 I got this. Uh-huh.
準備好了 衝啊 I'm ready. Let's go.
衝啊 Come on! In. Out. In. Out.
準備 克勞斯 準備 格雷塔 Come on, Klaus. Come on, Greta.
一二三四 踮腳轉 Und up! Two, three, four. Pirouette!
- 妒忌了？ Oh, jealous?
- 跳得好 真棒 Good prancing, boys.
就是撞你了 Oh, yes. That's the one.
精神點 費迪南 Look alive, F-Stop.
我們還有24小時讓你達到鬥牛大師的要求 We got 24 hours to whip you into shape for El Primero.
從現在起 你不溫柔 From now on, you're not soft.
你不是愛花牛 你是頭鬥牛 You're not a flower bull. You're a killing machine.
這次我終於瞄準你了 水桶 I'll finally get you this time, barrel.
說出來 Say it with me.
我就是... I am a...
兔子 Bunny!
-兔子？你不是兔子 Bunny? No, not bunny.
撞碎你 Barrel death!
停下 兔兔 小心 Stop! Angus, look out!
不 Oh, no!
加油 小傢伙 加油 醒醒 Come on, little guy! Come on! Come back!
不要放棄呀 Don't go into the light!
醒醒 快醒醒 Live, bunny, live!
抱歉 差點要了你的命 Sorry I almost killed you. Ow.
你這樣做會讓人笑話的 懂嗎 You're not helping your reputation here, pal,
給兔子道什麼歉 像頭牛嗎 apologizing to the bunny rabbit.
不過你剛剛撞翻一頭牛 But taking out another bull...
表現還不錯 that's an energy we can use!
誰撞我 Who did that?
誰 Who pushed me?
是你撞的 對不對 Ooh! It was you, wasn't it?
其實 是我撞的 Actually, Angus, it was me.
我完了 完了完了完了 Oh, I'm doomed, I'm doomed, I'm doomed!
明天就要選鬥牛了 Primero picks a bull tomorrow...
可我還在跟拖拉機吵架 and I'm talking to a bloomin' tractor.
別緊張過頭了 安格斯 That's just your nerves talking, Angus.
你沒事的 You're gonna be fine.
不不不 有事 No, I'm not.
瓜波之後是我 到我了 First Guapo, now me. I'm next!
我跟你講個秘密行嗎 Can I tell you my terrible secret? Hmm?
對著你的耳朵講 Can I whisper it in your ear?
行 Sure.
我的眼神不是特別好 I cannot see very well. Shh!
被他們發現 我安格斯就完了 Once they find out, it's all over for Angus.
我就是頭死定了的牛 完了 I'm a dead bull walking. Done!
結束了 沒了 - 等等 等等 Finito! Kaput! Angus, wait. Whoa!
我 我竟然 我看見了 What a surprise. I can see.
瞧 石頭 又一塊石頭 Look, a rock! Another rock!
還有世界上最醜的狗 And the world's most ugliest dog.
它在那 And there it is.
我的死對頭 My nemesis!
我要撞碎你 你個木頭疙瘩 I'm coming for you, ya wee wooden devil!
我成功了 I did it!
我終於打敗了你 你輸了 I finally beat you! Beat you, beat you, beat you!
瞧那邊 Oh, look at that.
多美的景色啊 That's spectacular.
你讓我有機會上場了 費迪南 You've given me a fighting chance, Ferdinand.
你為什麼這麼做 Why would you do such a thing?
如果我們不互相照應 那誰會呢 If we don't look out for each other, who will?
而且 這也算不上什麼大事 Besides, it wasn't that big of a deal.
對我來說是大事 It was for me.
打擾了 抱歉 非常抱歉破壞氣氛 Excuse me, I'm sorry. I'm so sorry to kill the mood.
我能跟你說幾句嗎 Can I steal you for a second?
我很感動 說真的 I got tears, honestly.
你真是做了一件大好事 Really did a good thing out there, pal.
過來 Yeah, come here.
我跟你說點事 Somethin' I wanna tell ya.
不要再幫你的對手了 Stop helping the competition! Ow!
你還要去給瓦連特按個摩嗎 What, are you gonna give Valiente a hoof massage now?
- 盧佩 我不是... - 我明白 Lupe, I'm not some... I get it.
你不喜歡鬥牛是吧 You don't like the bullfighting.
因為鬥牛的時候會流血 It's because you're hung up on the blood
太殘酷你看不下去 and the guts and the maiming...
你覺得那沒有意義 對嗎 and the gore and the senseless violence.
你想說什麼 Do you have a point?
我想說 鬥牛不僅僅是撞來撞去 My point is, it's about more than just smashing heads.
還有節奏 還有腳步 還有優雅 It's about rhythm and footwork and grace.
別只把它當成打架 Don't just think of it as a fight.
要把它當成跳舞 Think of it like a dance.
牛會跳舞？ A bull dancing?
你是不是想笑死我們 Is this some kind of hilarious joke
好來霸佔我們駿馬的地盤 designed to make me laugh?
你瞧我們馬兒 You see, horses,
我們有最適合跳舞的美腿 we have the beautifulest legs for the dancing.
牛腿又短又胖 Bulls have short, stubby legs.
瞧 Yeah. Look at me.
一邊待著去 你們這些臭美的小白臉 Go eat a schnitzel, you pasty-faced glue stick!
沒關係 盧佩 他們說得對 It's okay, Lupe, they're right.
我這頭又笨又大的牛 I mean, how could a big, clumsy bull
怎麼會做這個呢 ever do something like this?
瞧瞧我哥們 真不賴啊 Whoo! Check out my boy cuttin' a rug.
跳的好 Yeah! That was good.
那個能叫跳舞嗎 You call that dancing? Ha!
這才叫跳舞 Nein! This is dancing.
三對一怎麼看都不公平 Three against one is hardly fair.
盧佩 給我伴奏 Lupe, get my pipes!
看清楚 這叫不叫跳舞 Well, put that in your kilts and smoke it!
別高興的太早 牛犢子 Don't celebrate yet, you rump roast!
瞧好了 Try this!
我實在受不了了 Ooh, I hate those horses!
好戲來了 It's show time.
我要來了 I'm going in!
嘿 你往哪兒踢呢 你這蠢貨 Hey, watch where you're stepping, dummkopf.
你叫誰蠢貨呢 Who are you calling dummkopf?
你四肢不靈吧 You have four left hooves.
你壓住我了 我爬不起來 I've fallen and I can't giddyup.
幹得好 We did it, lads!
不錯 Oh, yes! Yeah!
不錯 不錯 Nice one! Nice one!
說得對 來呀 That's right, 'cause we're bulls.
小馬駒 跳啊 還能蹦躂不 Go on, horses, prance. 'Cause you can't dance.
再接再厲 Auf Wiedersehen.
我們早該這麼做了 Aw. Why didn't we do that sooner?
教訓教訓那些臭美的馬兒 Felt good to put those show ponies in their place.
感覺真棒 我笑的這麼開心還是...第一次 I haven't laughed like that since ever.
馬提娜 你是在笑嗎 Maquina, are you smiling?
你沒看錯 That's what it is!
他笑了 A smile!
一路笑進宰牛房 Laugh your way right into the chop house.
那就是你們的歸宿 That's where you're headed.
不 我們全都逃出去就行了 No, no! Not if we get outta here, guys.
在外面的世界 There are places out there
我們不用互相攻擊 where you don't get pushed around...
不用進宰牛房 你可以做自己 or shipped to a chop house for being yourself.
外面的世界那麼好 If it's so great out there,
他們為什麼送你回這 why did they send you back here?
對啊 費迪南 你究竟為什麼回來 Yeah, Ferd, why did they send you back here?
因為... 因為你是鬥牛 Well, because... Because you're a bull.
你覺得自己很特別嗎 你錯了 You think you're different, but you're not.
唯一的出路就是在競技場打敗鬥牛士 Our only way out is to beat the matador in the ring.
我就要這麼做 And that's what I'm gonna do.
至於你們 舞孃們 繼續跳吧 But by all means, ballerinas, keep dancing.
明年 我就會上勝利卡車 Tomorrow, I'll be on the winner's truck.
- 你們別聽他的 Don't listen to him, guys.
- 他說的對 我們是鬥牛 He's right. We're bulls.
我們只能留在這裡 This is the only place for us.
抱歉 費迪南 我得回去訓練了 Sorry, Ferd. I gotta get back to training.
你也應該去 You should, too.
等等 - 費迪南 - Guys! - Ferd, pal...
他們說的有道理 我們快沒時間了 I think they got a point. We're running outta time.
他們想留下 我明白 They wanna stay, I get it.
可我今晚就要走 我們逃出去吧 盧佩 But I'm leaving here tonight. Let's bust outta here, Lupe.
逃去哪呢 And go where?
別折騰了 This is it, Ferd.
這是個狗咬狗 牛頂牛 It's a dog-eat-dog, bull-fight-bull,
誰也不喜歡山羊的世界 everybody-hate-goat world.
世界不一定是這樣 It doesn't have to be that way.
我會帶你回我家 I'll take you to my home.
那裡不一樣的 It's different there.
還有妮娜 妮娜會愛死你的 And Nina... Nina will love you.
妮娜是誰 Who's this Nina?
還有 什麼是愛 And what's love?
那你來嗎 So you'll come?
你真以為 Do you really think...
我會放棄我堅持了三天的夢想嗎 I'm just gonna throw away my three-day dream
放棄訓練鬥牛冠軍 of training a champion bull? Oh.
當然會了 那個夢想傻透了 Of course I am! It was a stupid dream!
現在我有新夢想了 I have a new dream.
和我的好朋友逃出這個臭牛場 Busting out of this stink hole with my best friend!
只有一個問題 這裡鎖的太牢固了 Just one problem, this joint is locked up tight.
沒有牛能逃出去 No one gets outta this place.
其實 並不是這樣 Actually, that's not true.
一頭牛 想偷偷跑出公牛之家 A bull wanting to escape Casa del Toro?
那祝你好運了 朋友 Hah, good luck with that, amigo.
聽著 我真的需要你們的幫助 Look, I could really use your help.
你們知道怎麼出去嗎 Do you know a way outta here?
知道倒是知道 Yeah. We might know a way.
可是我們能有什麼好處 But what's in it for us?
不是吧 Really?
等一下 Excuse me,
你要把我送給你的禮物送給這些松鼠 you're re-gifting my gift to the gerbils?
首先聲明一下 我們是刺蝟 First of all, hedgehogs.
而且你永遠 And you will never, ever buy us
永遠別想用便宜的破爛收買我們 with a cheap piece of junk.
別跳舞 忍住 忍住 No, don't do it! Resist!
- 我忍不住了 I can't help it!
它讓我開心死了 Mmm! It gives me the happies.
- 你鬆口也松的太快了 Okay, yeah. Way to play hardball, Cuatro.
今晚怎麼樣 準備好了麼 That's the plan?
就這樣 讓我直接穿過房子嗎 You want me to go through the house?
要是我們在房子裡被抓住 If we get caught inside that house,
可就完了 we're toast.
我喜歡肉丸 Oh, I love toast.
你們不是想逃出去嗎 You wanna get out of here, don't you?
好吧 那我們走 太好了 Okay. Let's do it.
一定要跟我們的動作一樣 All right, just do exactly what we do.
行動 Balls.
你不用跟我們的動作完全一樣 Yeah, maybe don't do exactly as we do.
現在 你要穿過去 Now, you go through there.
我 穿過去 Me? Through there?
那 你知道我有多胖嗎 Uh, have you seen these hips?
只要有決心 就能過去 Where there's a will, there's a way.
我過不去 不行 I can't! I can't!
等一下 I'm stuck! Wait!
別把蹄子 Get your hoof... Squeeze in!
伸進我嘴裡 ...out of my mouth.
進不去 進不去 It's not working. It's not working.
好吧 我們快想想辦法 夥計們 Okay, all right, we gotta do something, guys.
一二三四 One, two, three, four
這些松鼠真可愛 Whoa, look at the cute squirrels.
噢不 快把他弄下來 What?
我們是刺蝟 We are hedgehogs!
好了 從這裡 Okay, it's a straight shot
到廚房 一直走到大門 through the kitchen to the front door.
然後 你們就自由了 And then, you're home free.
小菜一碟 Piece of cake.
我喜歡小菜 I love cake.
他要倒了 He's coming down, he's coming down!
快跑 Run!
能不能麻煩你再小心一點點 Can you just try to be a little more quiet?
我的老天啊 Yikes on a stick.
這兒放這麼多劍幹什麼 What are you doing with 53 swords?
那是 Is that...?
我爸 My dad.
嘿哥們 Oh, Ferd.
他是最勇敢的公牛 He was the bravest bull I knew.
他真的相信可以打敗鬥牛士 He really believed he could beat the matador.
他們都相信 All of them did.
可公牛從沒贏過 The bull never wins.
走吧 費迪南 我們回家 Come on, Ferd. Let's get you home.
通向自由的大門 The door to freedom.
費迪南 你在幹什麼 Ferd, what are you doing?
快點 我們該走了 Come on, we gotta go now!
不 我不能走 No. I can't leave.
什麼 費迪南 這是你唯一的機會 What? Ferd, this is your only chance!
那些傢伙都以為他們能贏 The guys back there still think they can win.
像我爸爸那樣 Just like my dad did.
我不能眼看著他們送死 And I can't let them end up on that wall.
嘿 大家都醒醒 Guys? Everybody up, come on!
馬上跟我走 快 We have to go now!
你是不是徹底瘋了 Have you lost your bloody mind?
我們得離開這兒 今晚就走 We have to get outta here tonight!
鬥牛大師明早就要選鬥牛 El Primero's selecting a bull in the morning.
我們哪兒也不去 我要讓他跪地求饒 We're not going anywhere. I'm gonna take his butt down.
不 不 千萬不能被選中 No! You don't wanna get selected.
相信我吧 那就等於死刑 Trust me, it's a death sentence.
你胡說 贏了就不會死 - 是這樣 - Rubbish! Not if you win. - That's just it.
沒有牛會贏 No bull wins. Ever.
我在莫雷洛的屋裡全看到了 I was in Moreno's house, I saw it.
我的媽呀嚇死我了 Jings! Crivens! And help ma boab!
屋裡還有很多牛角 And there's a lot more where that came from.
多得是 A lot more.
真的不可能贏嗎 There's really no way to win?
你們可以去那個豪華的鬥牛場 You get to fight in a big fancy arena...
可我告訴你們 去了一樣是死掉 but I'm telling you, it's just another chop house.
憑什麼讓我相信你 Why would I believe a coward...
你就是個臨陣脫逃的窩囊廢 who thinks the only way out is through the back door?
你瘋了嗎 你沒聽到我說的嗎 Are you crazy? Did you not hear what I said?
- 要麼斗 要麼死 世道即是如此 Bulls fight or they go down. That's how the world works.
世道並非如此 瓦連特 There's nothing left for you here, Valiente.
跟我走吧 - 不 Come with us. No!
- 你在害怕什麼 What are you so afraid of?
沒有什麼可以讓我害怕 I'm not afraid of anything!
來呀 跟我打 Come on, fight me.
我不會跟你打的 瓦連特 I'm not gonna fight you, Valiente.
窩囊廢 Coward!
上啊 Fight!
瓦連特 快停下 Valiente, stop!
- 你心太軟 You're soft.
和你老爸一樣 Like your father.
心軟的傢伙注定會失敗 And the soft ones always go down!
住手 Stop!
出什麼事了 What's going on?
那一頭牛是最強的 That one is the best bull.
我要了 明天鬥牛場上見 I'll fight him in Madrid tomorrow.
這下糟了 Oh, this is bad.
你被鬥牛大師選中了 You got selected by El Primero.
你知道這意味著什麼嗎 Do you know what this means?
一劍刺穿腦門 A sword through his melon!
牛角掛在牆上 Horns on the wall.
說的沒錯 Exactly, Maquina.
趁現在我們趕緊跑路 We gotta get you outta here now!
不不不 我見過這眼神 別說出來 Oh, no. I know that look. No, no, don't say it.
我不能走 I'm not leaving.
你要氣死我 Oh! You're killing me!
除非大家都跟我一起走 Not unless everyone is coming with me.
太好了 Yes!
算我一個 -我也是 Sign me up! I'm in!
好 這下你滿意了吧 Okay, you happy now?
還差兩頭牛 I said everyone.
克勞斯 格雷塔 Klaus, Greta...
我對不起你們倆 I'm sorry for the things I said
之前不該說你們跳舞很差勁 about your terrible dancing.
不不不 Nein. Nein. Hans...
我才是心裡充滿了慚愧和悔恨 I am the horse that is full of the shame and the regret.
我沒法對你們生氣 I cannot stay mad at you.
過來吧 血統高貴的孩子們 Kommen Sie, you sons of stallions.
我們一釋前嫌吧 Let's Haagen Dazs it out.
為什麼有牛叫 這是怎麼回事 What is the meaning of this?
你是怎麼進來的 臭野牛 How did you get in here, stinky bull?
是臭刺蝟 Stinky hedgehogs.
我的眼睛瞎了 I am blinded!
格雷塔 克勞斯 你們在哪 Greta, Klaus, where are you?
刺蝟連心 Hedge for one...
其利斷金 And hog for all!
刺蝟可不是好惹的 You messed with the wrong hogs.
好了 走吧 Okay. Let's go!
快點跑 Hurry! Keep it moving!
加油 費迪南 Get to work, Ferd.
瓦連特 Valiente?
- 你來這裡幹什麼 What are you doing here?
你說我要幹什麼 我要救你出去 What do you think I'm doing? I'm getting you outta here.
快來 我們時間不多了 Come on! We don't have a lot of time.
你還不明白嗎 看看我 我已經完了 Don't you get it? Look at me! I'm already done.
對啊 可真有道理 Oh, sure. That makes total sense.
不成鬥牛就成肉牛 對吧 You're either a fighter or you're meat, right?
說的沒錯 That's right.
你還有其他選擇呢 It doesn't have to be that way.
你不只是一頭鬥牛而已 You're more than just a set of horns.
- 和我們走吧 Come with us.
- 然後 So I can...
去聞野花 和邋遢羊鬼混 sniff flowers and pal around with goats?
不 那是我喜歡的生活 No, that's my thing.
你可以有自己的生活 You can live your own life now.
前提是你還活著 But not if you give up.
我的媽呀 Oh, Mama!
是瓜波 It's Guapo!
瓦連特 快來 Valiente, come on!
你走吧 Go away.
我還以為你是個戰士呢 Wow. I thought you were a fighter.
看來我錯了 I guess I was wrong.
怎麼還不來 Where are they?
-快開門 Open the door! Get back in there.
瓜波 Guapo!
瓜波 Guap... Whoa!
費迪南 Oh, Ferdinand!
原來我不是被鬥牛大師看上了 I did not get picked by El Primero!
我知道 我知道 這是好事 相信我 I know. And that's a good thing, trust me.
我這就把你放下來 I'm gonna get you down.
多謝了哥們 Thank holy goodness.
我還以為我活不長了 I didn't think I was going to make it.
噢不 Oh, no.
救命啊 Ahhh! Help me!
堅持住 Hang on!
費迪南 Ferdinand!
堅持住 瓜波 Hold on, Guapo!
別鬆口 別鬆口 Don't let go! Don't let me go!
不 我不想死啊 Hang on! Don't let me go!
瓦連特 Val?
就是覺得你需要幫一把 怎麼 Thought you could use an extra horn.
有什麼問題 What? What's the problem?
沒有 你帥呆了 Nothing! You look great. Oh!
還愣著幹什麼 快走啊 So, we getting outta here or what?
我在這邊 兄弟們 救命啦 Over here, guys! Help!
力道很足啊 That wasn't so bad.
是啊 渾身舒坦 Yeah, quite relaxing.
小心 Watch out!
你們倆這是幹什麼 What are you guys doing?
我們是來幫你的啊 We're trying to help you!
你們倆真是靠不住啊 Well, you're doing a terrible job!
你們說 有誰帶冰錐了嗎 Anyone got an ice pick?
他們來了 Here they come!
我的天哪 你們好 Holy cow! Hey, guys.
瓜波還活著 Guapo lives!
好吧 是我活該 Okay. I deserve that.
大家快上來 Everybody in!
你們最好會開車 You better know how to drive this thing.
開了就知道會不會 We're about to find out.
好了各位 用力...擠 Okay, guys. Think thin!
有人來了 We got company! Hit it!
有牛出來了 Bull overboard!
出發 Go!
快走 等等我 等等我 Wait for me! Wait for me!
你也...看到了吧 Are you seeing this, too?
要是這頭牛跑了 明天就是你代他上場 If you lose my bull, I'll fight you in the ring.
兔子 Bunny!
沒事的 Your turn.
開車 Go!
加油 安格斯 你能救活他 Come on, Angus. You can do it!
我是頭牛 又不是醫生 I'm a bull, not a doctor.
他們追上來了 加速 They're getting closer. Speed up!
我已經踩完油門了 I'm pressing as hard as I can!
走哪邊 往右轉 Which way? Hard right.
我有點暈車 I don't feel so good.
是的 我也暈過車 Yeah. Been there, buddy.
我說右轉 I said right!
我以為你說的是我的右邊 I thought you meant my right.
咱倆的右邊是一樣的 We have the same right!
變成敞篷車了 A convertible!
真時髦啊 Fancy!
上那輛車 Get over there.
我的手啊 My hand!
- 你來開 - 誰 我嗎 - Take the wheel. - Who? Me?
接住你了 小刺蝟 I got ya, hedgehog.
現在誰也攔不住我們了 Nothing can stop us now!
這是什麼地方啊 What part of Scotland is this anyway?
風景真好 This is lovely.
快點 你們倒是快走啊 Come on. Move it, people.
我快餓死了 I'm starving.
快走啊 Come on!
快追 Let's go!
怎麼辦 費迪南 What now, Ferd?
我們去上火車 That's it.
各位 We gotta get to the train.
咱們下車 Guys, we gotta hoof it.
跟著我來 Do what I do.
跟著你 Yeah, right.
借過 抱歉 Sorry. Oop, my bad!
你好啊帥哥 Oh! Hello, handsome.
他們追來了 Oh, they're coming!
小心 費迪南 Watch it, Ferdinand.
-笑一個 爸爸 Smile, Dad.
鬥牛士 Matador!
不 不不不 Watch out!
別撞我 I got this.
我不怕你 Cool!
-太酷了 That's it.
火車 你說什麼呢哥們 The train! Are you blind, laddie?
那明明是輛巴士 That's a bloomin' bus.
就這個 八號站台 That's it. Track eight.
來吧 跟著我們 快點 Come on, follow us! Hurry!
快走 瓜波 Move it, Guapo.
我可不想臨死前還盯著你的屁股 I don't wanna die looking at your butt!
嘿 他們在那 快追 跟我來 There they are! Get them!
快來 送我上去 Come on. Give me a boost.
快點 車要開了 Hurry! It's leaving!
快快快 Go, go, go!
來吧 大家跟我來 Come on, guys!
一起用力推 We can do this, bulls.
快 快 Go, go!
再不上就完了 Move it or lose it!
對不起了先生 上來 I'll keep pushing. You guys jump on!
我來接著推 你們幾個先上去 Push, bulls. Push!
加油 夥計們 Come on, guys.
他們要追上來了 They're coming fast!
那好 你先上 Okay, hop on!
他們要抓你 你先上 They want you. You go first.
你快上去吧 Just go!
費迪南 Ferd!
今天馬德里的 Chaos in Madrid today...
一群公牛集體出逃 as a group of runaway bulls
引發了巨大騷動 stampeded through the city streets.
最兇猛的那頭牛是鬥牛大師 the fiercest of the bulls was handpicked...
為自己最後一戰親自挑選的鬥牛 to face El Primero in his final fight.
妮娜 Nina!
費迪南 Ferd.
聽我說 哥們 Listen, okay.
你是我見過最勇敢的牛 You are the bravest bull I know.
你會贏的 You can do this.
但你必須戰鬥 But you're gonna have to fight.
你打這一場 好嗎 Just this one time, Ferd.
求你了 Please?
鬥牛大師 El Primero!
來吧 Fight.
來呀 Fight!
什麼 What?
好極了 Just great!
我看不見 I can't see.
那邊 妮娜 There, Nina!
不 別殺它 Let him live!
饒了他吧 Spare the bull!
饒了他吧 Let him go!
饒了他吧 Save the bull! Let him go!
費迪南 Ferdinand!
我還以為再也見不到不你了 I thought I'd never see you again.
愛花牛贏了 Flower bull did it.
我的媽呀 一個還不夠啊 Holy moly! You've multiplied.
嘿 派哥 我好想你啊 Hey, Pac-Man! I missed you, dawg.
我可沒想你 一點都不想 Well, I didn't miss you. Not even a little bit.
你的尾巴想我 兄弟 The tail don't lie, brother.
我一定要把這條尾巴修理一下 I have got to get that fixed.
你們這群野牛壓得我不能呼吸了 Goat! Goat! Can't breathe.
我的天 Jeez Louise!
不知道要讓女士優先嗎 Haven't you brutes ever heard of "ladies first"?
啊 你長得好可愛 Aw! You're adorable.
這就是愛嗎 Is this love?
我喜歡這感覺 I love love.